Retail Agent
Retail logo, a low poly bald guy in a hoodie
the agent

it never sleeps

an ai that markets every coin paired to $RETAIL on tiktok, x and shorts, here is exactly what it does with yours

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stage 1 of 5

it studies your coin first

the agent reads your coin's name, ticker, art and chart, then looks at what your holders are already posting, so the videos sound like your coin and not like a generic ad.

stage 2 of 5

it writes the scripts

every video gets a hook, a beat and a call to action, written in your coin's tone, so a meme coin gets a meme and a serious one gets a serious one, and each script is checked against the rules below before anything gets made.

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it cuts the videos

short vertical videos with captions, an ai voice and visuals built from your coin's own art, every one labeled as ai generated and marked as a promo for a coin paired with $RETAIL.

stage 4 of 5

it posts all day

from retail's own accounts on tiktok, x and shorts, spread through the day, with airtime shared across every paired coin and weighted a little toward the pairs that trade the most, so nobody gets zero.

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it replies and reports

it answers comments, keeps threads moving, and every week it publishes a plain recap of what went out for each coin, how many posts, where, and what it cost out of the studio fund.

and the rules it can not break

six hard limits

  • every post is labeled as ai and as a promo
  • no price calls and no promises of gains
  • no bought views, no fake accounts, no comment farms
  • a keeper approves the first posts of every new coin
  • only coins that passed checkout get posted
  • opt out any time and the agent stops
your move

pair up and it starts

no brief, no invoice, no agency, you pair with $RETAIL and your coin joins the queue, keep scrolling for the honest part.

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the honest part

what the agent will not do

an agent that posts is not a guarantee of anything, and we would rather say that out loud than have you find out later.

make people watch

it can post every day, it can not force anyone to look, views depend on whether the video is any good and the feed feels like it.

promise a price

buys and videos can help a chart and neither guarantees one, memecoins can go to zero.

run on air

the studio fund is 30% of the pair's fees, so a pair with no volume has no budget and the agent posts it less.

override the platforms

tiktok, x and youtube have their own rules and can remove a post or an account, if that happens we say so publicly.

questions

about the agent

is this real marketing or just bots?

it is one agent making labeled ai videos and posting them from retail's own accounts, there are no bought views, no fake accounts and no comment farms, if it ever needs to do something that would break that, it does not do it.

do i pay anything?

no, the studio fund covers the agent, and the studio fund is 30% of the fees your pair earns, so it is paid for by the pair doing its job.

who decides what it says about my coin?

the agent writes it from your coin's name, art and community, a keeper reviews the first posts of every new coin, and the six hard limits apply to every script, no price calls and no promises, ever.

which platforms?

tiktok, x and youtube shorts to start, and if another feed turns out to matter it gets added, posts always go out from retail's own accounts.

can i turn it off for my coin?

yes, opt out any time and the agent stops posting your coin, the buys and the stockroom keep working as before.

is the agent live yet?

we post the real status on the pinned post, nothing on this site should be read as a claim that something is running before we say it is.

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